Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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