You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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