But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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