do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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