So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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