How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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