Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Randomize
