I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
What drink are we having for lunch?
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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