U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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