But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Randomize
