Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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