I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
false alarm. still invincible.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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