Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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