I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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