trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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