Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
You left your underwear on the fireplace
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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