K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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