her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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