doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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