when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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