She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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