Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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