Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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