I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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