i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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