oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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