remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
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