Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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