so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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