let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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