just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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