Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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