Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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