She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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