Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Operation Purity has been aborted
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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