yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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