I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Sorry about my life...
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