I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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