When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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