You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
