Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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