You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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