It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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