Buhtt sex?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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