quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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