i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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