If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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