You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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