We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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