He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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